/u/Pizza_And_Cuddles's posts
[WP] The power of the dark lord always needs to be in balance with the power of the gods, but in an ultimate act of defiance he annihilated himself, leaving the universe behind in a destructive state of imbalance. Now the gods must find someone to become the new dark lord…
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[WP] "Unfortunately, you have to a choose", the wizard says to you and the other person that was summoned here. "Only one of you can be the hero, the other will become the Dark One, and..." "Dark One!", you shout, waving your hand enthusiastically. Everyone looks at you in disbelief...
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[WP] Fairies are cute and sparkly. They also run the most ruthless criminal organization in all of fantasyland! A year ago they killed you gnome partner during an investigation, now you and your elf police task force are going to bring them down!
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[WP] "... and they'll be clad in the garb of a powerful warrior, for they are the chosen one!", the wizard who summoned you finishes his sentence. You, standing in the summoning circle, wearing nothing but an old T-Shirt and your Batman boxers, are not quite sure what to say...
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[WP] First, a zombie outbreak, then, an alien invasion. Humanity was most likely doomed, but as it turns out, zombies like alien brains much, MUCH more than human ones!
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[WP] You're a former paladin. Years ago, something happened that shattered your faith and caused you to lose your divine powers. Now, the god/goddess you used to worship first commands, then asks, then finally begs you to become their champion once again...
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[WP] All your patients feel alive and well when they leave you, even the ones who had been suffering from a terminal illness or sustained a seemingly fatal wound. The truth is, you're a horrible doctor, but a damn good necromancer…
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[WP] You wake up in Hell and are positively surprised. "I know", Lucifer greets you with a smile, "Everybody makes that face when they arrive here." He shrugs nonchalantly. "Some PR guy screws up, and here we are, aeons later, still recovering from it. Strawberry Daiquiri?"
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[WP] Sitting at the dinner table you take a look around. Those people sitting there with you, eating, chatting, joking… They're not your family. In fact, you doubt that they're even human. They seem to think you don't know, but you do…
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[WP] Your a magical talent is beyond measure. The three kingdoms agree that your mere existence threatens the balance of power between them. To keep the peace, they plan to have you quietly killed before you become too powerful. But their assassins fail, and now you know of their plan...
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