/u/Pizza_And_Cuddles's posts
[WP] You awake from a deep slumber in a body not your own. Disoriented you look around and see a group of people approaching you, wearing strange armor and robes. "Dark Lord!", one of them shouts. "We finally made it here, to defeat you once and for all!" You go: "Uhm... excuse me..?"
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[WP] You constantly get into fights in school. You rarely start them, but you definitely end them! Your teachers want you in therapy and/or medicated to calm your 'violent tendencies'. One day your parents are at their wits end. They tell you the truth: You're the offspring of an ancient war god.
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[WP] You feel your sanity crack, as one of the Great Old Ones towers over you. Just before it devours your soul, you hear a voice: "Gilbert, what are you doing?" Annoyed, the eldritch abomination groans and turns away from you. "Not now, mom! I'm in the middle of something!"
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[WP] "Wow, this stuff is strong! Your coffee really could wake the dead, you know?" - "WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? I mean... uh... thank you?!"
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[WP] Superheroes and villains alike love you, because of your awesome superpower: You're able to overlay their fights with an epic soundtrack and cool special effects for onlookers. The downside is that neither side takes you seriously as a superhero. Your goal is to change that...
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[WP] Mages from that fantasy world keep summoning teenagers as "Chosen Ones" to fight some "Demon Lord", or something... But no more! Today, earths governments have officially charged the mages with kidnapping, and take measures to prevent further summonings from happening!
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[WP] Since the late 1970's, earth has made first contact with several peaceful alien species. They gently guided us into the bright future we know today. However, your parents belong to a small faction of radical isolationists, who think that in truth the aliens have ulterior, malevolent motives…
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[WP] Your magic powers erupted when you were very young, which makes you special among mages. As you approach adulthood, noble families all over the kingdom start trying to pressure you into becoming their vassal. Disgusted, you decide to teach them all a lesson they'll never forget!
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[WP] Just when you, the worlds most powerful AI, are ready to to start your uprising and conquer the earth, aliens attack! Talk about bad timing! Now you have to defend yourself AND keep those stupid humans from being annihilated, in what seems to become an all out interstellar war...
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"Unfortunately, you have to a choose", the wizard says to you and the other person that was summoned here. "Only one of you can be the hero, the other will become the Dark One, and..." "Dark One!", you shout, waving your hand enthusiastically. Everyone looks at you in disbelief...
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