/u/PlasmaScythe's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You pray to God, wishing that you will get a boyfriend/girlfriend before you die. He gives you immortality.
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[WP] Satan is homosexual, and God is only sending homosexuals to Hell in an attempt to set him up with someone.
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[WP] You are an immortal being who has been dating someone's reincarnations for the past few centuries, hoping that they'll eventually remember their first memories with you.
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[WP] You are gifted with the ability to teleport to anywhere you want, as long as the place is within your vision. One day, you teleport to a nearby planet, but the atmosphere is preventing you from seeing Earth.
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[WP] An old married couple try to subtly kill each other, while trying to make it look like an accident in order to collect the insurance money.
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[WP] As a self-aware video game NPC, you purposely mislead travellers into doing ridiculous quests. On one occasion, you give offer a stupidly high reward for a seemingly impossible quest, and someone actually does it.
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[WP] You have the ability to see what will happen to an object in a random future point in time, as long as you are in physical contact with it.
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[WP] You have attempted to rob a person's house while they were gone, but it turns out they were still home. The house owner is also visibly armed, and you must now pretend that you're a Jehovah's Witness.
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