/u/PleaseWashHands's posts
[WP] Your girlfriend has always hated you, and is constantly making attempts to ruin your life. However, everything she does inadvertently makes your life better. Today, ever oblivious, you propose to her.
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[WP] You've finally worked up the nerve to ask out the cute girl who works at the coffee shop. Just when you're about to, Adam Conover, from "Adam Ruins Everything", appears to explain why this is a bad idea.
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[WP] You are one of the most powerful and dastardly supervillains on the planet. However, you are also one of the most requested supervillains for the Make-A-Wish foundation, and cancel a battle with your arch-nemesis to make a sick little kid's day.
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[WP] a person falls in love with the top tier assassin hired to kill them. The oblivious assasin is convinced they're dealing with their most cunning mark ever.
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[WP] You and 4 other teens with attitude are chosen to become Power Rangers. The catch is that your powers are based off the Greek gods, who are both real and just as bad as they are in the myths.
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[WP] Whenever there is a person in love with someone, a heart appears over the head of the object of their affection, which can be seen by everyone. You wake up in the morning having never had one before, and realize that overnight 17 hearts have manifested above you.
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[WP] Cornered by a heinous serial killer about to end your life, you yell out in desperation "Please go out with me!!!". To your surprise, they say yes.
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[WP] On scrolling past one of those "Like for Jesus, ignore if you love Satan" posts on facebook, the lord of hell themselves personally visits you to show their appreciation.
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[WP] in the middle of an argument, you end up telling your friend that he's literally Hitler. Suddenly, he starts getting very defensive...
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