/u/PleaseWashHands's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A superhero and their arch nemesis, who have had an ongoing feud for the past 10 years, realize during another one of their conflicts that they've been treating their rivalry like they've been in a committed relationship with one another.
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[WP] You're one of the world's best comedians and people travel far and wide to listen to you tell jokes. Truth is, you actually have absolutely terrible luck in everything, and are just relaying your sob stories to an unsuspecting audience.
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[WP] You are a courageous knight, off to rescue the princess from the foul dragon. Only to arrive and realize the dragon is actually the damsel in distress.
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[WP] At age 15, Drew Carey cursed you to randomly have to participate in on-location episodes of Who's Line. Today, it's your father's funeral, and you realize Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are sitting next to you...
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[WP] Due to a clerical error in heaven, you have been named as the (literal) holy sword, destined to be wielded against evil. Except you aren't even a sword but a mid-level accountant now being constantly harassed by would-heroes and demons alike.
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[WP] Your best friend is a genocidal alien warlord, bent on enslaving the Earth. You are entirely aware of this.
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[WP] Your co-worker invites you over for dinner. On arrival, you are greeted with a snarling, vile hellspawn surely ready to tear you limb from limb. Just as you make peace with your inevitable death, you hear said co-worker say "Honey, did my friend just get here?"
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[WP] the latest group of Planeteers meant to summon Captain Planet is made up of one overly-qualified person and 4 of the least qualified people in the world.
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[WP] On your day off, out of nowhere appears a man stepping out of a blue phonebooth, a bald man in uniform who looks like the leader of the X-Men, and a man in a monk's robe with a mechanical hand and a green laserblade. Each of them tries to convince you to go with them.
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