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[WP] It's the first week of Magic theory class. You've finally gotten to the basics of the subject. As your professor talks you notice something bothering you. You raise your hand and ask the proffesor about it. They blink and look at the board, then back at you. They ask you to stay after class.
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[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.
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[WP] No one would ever expect the humble Idahoian farmer to have an IQ of 370, but hey, farming potatoes gives you plenty of time for your hobbies.
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[WP] You were patient zero in the zombie apocalypse. It's been about a century now, and you're slowly regaining memories and intelligence. Only issue is that you're stuck in a holding cell in the CDC, you need to get out to tell people.
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[WP] At the age of 18 everyone receives a spirit weapon that embodies their personality. Most get something small, a knife, a pistol, a hammer. You just received a saxophone.
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[WP] Humans are only 1% different from chimpanzees, and look at the intelligence gap. Well, you are an alien from a species as intelligent compared to humans as humans are to chimps. But with an IQ of 197, you are severely mentally disabled by your species' standard. So you took up a life on earth.
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[WP] Magic uses energy from the body and environment to be preformed. Therefore you are not surprised when a morbidly obese man casts the most powerful spell you've ver seen.
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