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[WP] You were looting a dragon's horde when the beast returned to it's cave. You dive into a pile of trinkets and hide there until it leaves again the next day. After you make your escape you soon discover the adverse affects that long term exposure to enchanted and cursed equipment can have.
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[PI] And the alien ships descended by the thousands. Humanity was ready, with nukes and guns. Then the alien lifeboats landed, filled with wounded survivors.
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[WP] All of the townsfolk are now terrified of you and think that you will turn them into a frogs or something worse. It IS a rational fear as you are a witch. But the truth is that you have a dry sense of humor and nobody ever noticed.
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[WP] You failed to assassinate your target and have been brought to your knees, at the mercy of the man you just tried to kill. The man hands you your dagger, "come back tomorrow."
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[WP] "You foolish mortal boy!" The man screamed through the open window, "you think you can defeat me!? I, Clestus, god of clichés, am disgusted that this dismal human has even though about challeneging me!" "Sorry if I cut you off, man" I yelled from the next car up, "I'm late for work."
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[WP] you're the commentator on a wrestling match between two anti-virus sofwares installed on the same computer.
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[WP] "There is no light, wizzard," hissed the necromancer, tendrils of darkness lashing out from his formless body toward Gandalf. "For now, there isn't," he replied, "but my SureFire-laser 2,400 lumen LED ultrabright torch might just do the trick."
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[WP] Word has spread quickly around the planet that there are alien spies invading. They go by the name: human
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