/u/Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They didn't understand how she'd died as she'd been bitten several times before and was immune to the virus.

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This is your captain speaking, and if you look out your windows, you'll notice we're very close to the mountains.

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…thirty-five thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight Mississippi, thirty-five thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Mississippi, thirty-six thousand Mississippi…

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I begged my captor to set me free after months locked in the tiny, dark cellar.

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As the investigators unearthed the twenty-sixth body from my crawlspace, I couldn’t help but think about how sick the previous homeowners were.

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I was called to the top floor to meet with the executives after my department took a huge loss for the quarter.

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I can't wait to go axe throwing for my buddy's birthday!

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My daughter came into our room in hysterics and exclaimed, "daddy, there was a monster in my closet, please go look!"

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Even though I’d complied with the officer’s every directive after he pulled me over, for some reason he still handcuffed me and started to walk me back to his vehicle.

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I saw these purple flags out at the beach and I wasn’t really sure what they were for.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They didn't understand how she'd died as she'd been bitten several times before and was immune to the virus.	9417
This is your captain speaking, and if you look out your windows, you'll notice we're very close to the mountains.	4255
…thirty-five thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight Mississippi, thirty-five thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Mississippi, thirty-six thousand Mississippi…	3648
I begged my captor to set me free after months locked in the tiny, dark cellar.	3616
As the investigators unearthed the twenty-sixth body from my crawlspace, I couldn’t help but think about how sick the previous homeowners were.	3592
I was called to the top floor to meet with the executives after my department took a huge loss for the quarter.	1707
I can't wait to go axe throwing for my buddy's birthday!	1664
My daughter came into our room in hysterics and exclaimed, "daddy, there was a monster in my closet, please go look!"	1410
Even though I’d complied with the officer’s every directive after he pulled me over, for some reason he still handcuffed me and started to walk me back to his vehicle.	1364
I saw these purple flags out at the beach and I wasn’t really sure what they were for.	1311