/u/Preston_of_Astora's posts
[WP] Living in a haunted house, you wake up and open the lights in the bathroom, only to be greeted by a mirror without your reflection. Panicking, for you have no idea what to do, you just witnessed your reflection walk in from the side with coffee in hand. "Alright, I'm back. What'd I miss?"
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[WP] When the king sent out the berserker to save his daughter from the castle she's in with a ferocious dragon, the Last thing he expected to find in the pile of severed heads the man brought, is the head of the princess herself. And yet it's here, displayed proudly dangling on his hip.
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[WP] Two paladins are told of a princess locked up in a keep, guarded by a dragon and a platoon of guards. The two have slain their adversaries, and reached the top floor with ease. However, all of this wasn't made to protect the princess, they're protecting the world, from Her.
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[WP] "Why is it, that everyone I visit, is treating me like a God!? I am no God, I am but a man! As mortal as you and your kin!", Said the 12 foot tall, golden armored, Greek statue of a man with a halo on his head, and is glowing like the fucking sun.
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[WP] A serial killer breaks into a house, and starts checking the rooms for victims to pick off while they're asleep. One room he enters, is loaded full of his pictures and posters of the Netflix show made about him. He finds his worst nightmare; a 17 year old white girl who stans him to no end
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[WP] "I don't believe in "prodigies", David. It's just a term that parents and teachers use to label their above average children and justify them pushing them to their absolute limits. I would know how it feels. Why do you think I burned down the magic school?", the Apocryphal Warlock asks.
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[PI] When scientists built the very first true artificially intelligent computer, they asked it the first question: "Is there a God?" The A.I. replied "There is now."
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[WP] You awake in a small island floating in the middle of the sky, and it's just around 12 meters wide, and 10 meters across. You open a chest near a tree, and all it had is some water, lava, and a note. One problem however. You have NEVER played Minecraft before.
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[WP] Orcs are never bloodthirsty brutes, but are just incredibly religious and are worshipping a bloodthirsty god. So as a joke, you introduced Christianity into an orc community in another world. Coming back after God knows how long however, yielded mind-boggling results
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