/u/Preston_of_Astora's posts
[WP] Pepe Pharmaceuticals has successfully created an inhalant that serves as a stress suppressor, named respectively Copium and Hopium. Unfortunately, years passed, and raw materials for these drugs are starting to fade. Worse off, your consumers are now classified addicts of your products.
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[WP] Resurrection magic is real in the fantasy world, except instead of being given away freely, it has been monopolized, and the poor are literally at the mercy of the clergy. Death is now a suggestion, and the rich are virtually immortal. Tell us the story of the sick downtrodden in this world.
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[WP] "Daddy, why is the orangutan in jail?" "Oh Lily. The orangutan isn't in jail, he's in a zo-" (Name: Clyde Age: 43 Species: Orangutan Imprisoned for: First Degree Murder)
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[WP] The magic school hosted a reunion for the batch that graduated a decade ago. The region's most acclaimed magicians are gathered in one place, so you can imagine their absolute confusion when a steroid driven barbarian who brute forces his way is in the room, only using magic to buff his fists
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[WP] You are a great architect, the greatest of your age, and you were suddenly thrown into a time portal that led to the future. Upon arriving, you discover that your life's work and effort have all been credited to aliens instead
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[WP] Slaying the dragon was hard enough, but the knight had absolutely zero idea what is being hidden in that tower. Everyone says it's a fair princess, but upon entering her quarters, you are immediately hit with an aura of immense dread, and terror. This tower isn't a prison, it's a vault.
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[WP] When the knight was told he has to slay a dragon to save a princess, he expected a foul beast that breathed fire. The last thing he expected, is a mountain of a man clad in blackened armor, wearing draconic motifs, and guarded his princess with the vigor and determination of a raging inferno
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[WP] You are an immortal, wealthy queen, unchallenged by all, for you have outlived the snail destined to kill you. So imagine the horror when your castle was flooded with thousands of snails, and they all say "WE ARE THE SONS OF THE SNAIL, AND WE ARE HERE TO FULFILL OUR FATHER'S DESTINY"
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[WP] Tired of your remote missing between the sofa cushions, you dived into the crevice between sofa cushions, and ended up in a dimension where all lost things end up. You're ecstatic to find everything you lost in here, but that changes when you begin to find things never meant to be found.
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