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[WP] The apocalypse has come and went, and people still want stories. The pop culture of today has become the mythology of tomorrow.

95 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] God is dead, and the angels are fighting for the throne of Heaven.

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[WP] You are reincarnated as a newborn for seventh time. With your adult brain, you decide to fuck with your new parents.

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[WP]In the future, when humanity wants a planet terraformed, the send plants, animals, and other organisms into the past so that, once the ships arrive, they find a fully formed biosphere derived from the seeded organisms. On one world, the would-be colonists, find that an unlikely species got smart

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[WP]On your bus ride home after a long day of work, you close your eyes for a few moments. When you open them, your suddenly in a cart in a pine forest with your hands tied and a blond man saying “Hey you. You’re finally awake.”

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[WP]You’ve been alive since the very dawn of humanity, gifted with great powers and immortality. You’ve stayed to the shadows for your entire life, but, seeing how humanity threatens both all life on earth and itself, it’s finally time to teach these children a lesson.

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[WP] As the teenager achieved apotheosis, they knew what this meant: they could make the greatest IRL shitposts the world had ever seen.

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[WP]A bored god decides to give everyone the ability to turn into a prehistoric creature. Most people get creatures no larger than a dog. You, however, get something else . . .

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[WP]A bored god decides to give everyone the ability to transform into a prehistoric organism. Most people get shellfish, snails, small fish, or other generally “unremarkable” creatures. You, however, get something different . . .

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[EU]The discovery of the ability for fictional universes to interact with each other has had some . . . odd implications. Case in point: you, an elf from Middle Earth, are on a date with a Warhammer 40k ork.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The apocalypse has come and went, and people still want stories. The pop culture of today has become the mythology of tomorrow.	95	WritingPrompts
[WP] God is dead, and the angels are fighting for the throne of Heaven.	32	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are reincarnated as a newborn for seventh time. With your adult brain, you decide to fuck with your new parents.	26	WritingPrompts
[WP]In the future, when humanity wants a planet terraformed, the send plants, animals, and other organisms into the past so that, once the ships arrive, they find a fully formed biosphere derived from the seeded organisms. On one world, the would-be colonists, find that an unlikely species got smart	14	WritingPrompts
[WP]On your bus ride home after a long day of work, you close your eyes for a few moments. When you open them, your suddenly in a cart in a pine forest with your hands tied and a blond man saying “Hey you. You’re finally awake.”	13	WritingPrompts
[WP]You’ve been alive since the very dawn of humanity, gifted with great powers and immortality. You’ve stayed to the shadows for your entire life, but, seeing how humanity threatens both all life on earth and itself, it’s finally time to teach these children a lesson.	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] As the teenager achieved apotheosis, they knew what this meant: they could make the greatest IRL shitposts the world had ever seen.	10	WritingPrompts
[WP]A bored god decides to give everyone the ability to turn into a prehistoric creature. Most people get creatures no larger than a dog. You, however, get something else . . .	9	WritingPrompts
[WP]A bored god decides to give everyone the ability to transform into a prehistoric organism. Most people get shellfish, snails, small fish, or other generally “unremarkable” creatures. You, however, get something different . . .	8	WritingPrompts
[EU]The discovery of the ability for fictional universes to interact with each other has had some . . . odd implications. Case in point: you, an elf from Middle Earth, are on a date with a Warhammer 40k ork.	8	WritingPrompts