/u/Prezombie's posts
[WP] Abstinence-only education just means that teenagers are going to experiment by themselves and get hurt. The power of dark magic is all too tempting in today's stressful society, vote yes on giving our children comprehensive hex education.
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[WP] One of the gods of your world has abdicated, and each of the others has nominated a mortal candidate for the position. You've been sponsored by the weakest of the gods, and while the others are being granted all sorts of powers for the tournament, all you've been given is an odd looking musket.
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[WP] Long before you were born, your father promised his firstborn to otherworldly beings in exchange for power. In a twist of fate, your mother also promised her firstborn to dark gods.
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[WP] The fastest ship in the galaxy isn't a military Corvette or a ribbon-winning racing vessel. It's the ambulance that the human paramedic team operates.
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[WP] Two ancient magical weapons have a grudge. For an age they have granted skill and power to whoever wields them, as well as a desire to fight anyone who picks up the other. After their previous wielders killed each other, you unwittingly looted both.
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[WP] You've brought a knife to a gun fight, a pen to a sword fight, and a cat to a dog fight, and won all of them.
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[WP] "Please," the dying monster begged the Paladin, "spare the child." And so while the rest of the party celebrated, he sat by a large egg, struggling between his oath to protect the innocent and his oath to destroy all of the evil race.
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[WP] You've been recruited into an adventuring party full of rejects. The warrior faints at the sight of blood, the wizard's spells never do what he intends, and the cleric is an atheist. As a tone-deaf bard, you're sure that you'll find right in.
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[WP] After filling the bird feeder with a new "experimental blend", you start noticing the small wildlife behaving oddly. They're all carrying tiny spears, and the trees are getting all covered in small carved depictions of you and your pets.
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