/u/Prezombie's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A group of people find themselves having to deal with a monster, but disagree what genre of story they're in. There's the action guy, the paranormal romance girl, the one who finds the whole thing absurdly hilarious, and the cultist wannabe. The "monster" just wants to go home.
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[WP] To show off to his friends, the demonologist sets up a circle to summon two demons at once. Instead, he gets a demon and an angel, each dressed up like the other. "Uh... this isn't what it looks like."
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[WP] People are getting messages from their future selves about how awesome the future is. Then someone gets the truth through the censors filtering the stream.
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[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty.
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[WP] You thought that the archeological dig site had been contaminated when you found the plastic bag. Then you found the smartphone with "Class of 2702" engraved on the case.
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[WP] You're a supervillain, but your goal isn't riches or revenge, you got both decades back. Now you spend your retirement orchestrating jobs for the new heroes to win to give them safe experience and confidence.
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[WP] My Husband is from the future. He's adapted well enough for being stuck here, but he keeps using idioms that make no sense to me.
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[WP] You are the genius student that drives all the teachers mad, at a school for mages. Your familiar is yourself. You habitually rewrite spells in the textbooks. Your prank spells are legendary. Then your shapeshift spell breaks at the worst time.
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[WP] When creating a series of absurdly complex yet pointless spells, a wizard discovers the magical equivalent of a buffer overflow vulnerability in the magic system.
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