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You will probably dismiss this as another normal Reddit post.

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My roommate, a ventriloquist with an annoying sense of humor, just will not shut up.

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“I wish I could be alone for a while.”

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I, the most feared dweller of the night, was stranded.

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“Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

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I’d often chuckle to myself and say “I’m not afraid of the dark; I think the dark should be afraid of me.”

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“What a great deal for a used pair of shoes,” I thought.

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They found extraterrestrial life on the first manned mission to Mars.

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I left through the door, needing a break from my co-workers.

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I don’t know who he was or what he’s been through.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You will probably dismiss this as another normal Reddit post.	4331
My roommate, a ventriloquist with an annoying sense of humor, just will not shut up.	1927
“I wish I could be alone for a while.”	1086
I, the most feared dweller of the night, was stranded.	374
“Forgive me father for I have sinned.”	282
I’d often chuckle to myself and say “I’m not afraid of the dark; I think the dark should be afraid of me.”	155
“What a great deal for a used pair of shoes,” I thought.	148
They found extraterrestrial life on the first manned mission to Mars.	58
I left through the door, needing a break from my co-workers.	51
I don’t know who he was or what he’s been through.	22