/u/Professor_Hazel's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] 1000 years ago, a great king had his soul infused with the crown so he may rule eternity, taking possession of anyone who wears it. But with each new 'successor,' the king took his extra lives increasingly for granted, until one day.....
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[WP] "If Santa checks whose been naughty or nice all year, but Christmas is on Dec 25th, that means there is a 7-day grace period where you can be as naughty as you want and get away with it." Chaos ensues as children across the world discover this loophole.
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[WP] A few weeks after the curse was lifted, the prince finds he preferred life when he was a frog. Sneaking out of the castle one night he goes in search of the witch that first turned him, hoping she'll be able to do it again.
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[WP] The good news is you've managed to kill the first zombie before the apocalypse could begin! The bad news is you're now on trial for murder...
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[WP] A robed figure stands at a podium. "We're the Illuminati, right? Ya know, the SECRET society, that SECRETLY runs the world? We are? Ok, well, then can someone explain why our logo is printed on the US Dollar? Why in the name of the Dark Lord are we actively trying to give away our existence?"
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[WP] Bigfoot, after many decades of hiding, reveals himself and becomes a motivational speaker. "Don't wait for others to believe in you. Start believing in yourself."
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[WP] "I now finally rule the world; I have enslaved it's inhabitants, the politicians and the press all bow to me, and no one will ever overthrow me!" "So, erm...what now, boss?" "Now, I...I don't know."
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[WP] "Drop the subject dude, time travel simply isn't feasible!" I argued with my friend. Just then a bright flash of lightning appeared, and stood before us was an older looking gentleman holding a black box. "HA!! SEE, I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE!"
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[WP] They say a different version of you exists in the minds of everyone you’ve ever known. I should know; 3 of those versions are sitting around my dining room table as we speak. Funny thing is, I find them all somewhat annoying...
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