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[WP] The voices in your head always tell you funny stories about the people you meet. One time they said during a meeting "Beware of the קצ'ולו with the red tie" and you never heard them again.

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[WP] You keep finding heart drawings left for you in your room. The thing is, you live in a remote research station and the nearest human is in a different continent.

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[WP] The voices in your head always tell you funny stories about the people you meet. One time they said during a meeting "Beware of the monster with the red tie" and you never heard them again.

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[WP] When dealing with humans always remember: They work in groups, their skin is tough and when in a pinch, they'll use their venomous bite. Goodluck.

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[WP] There's a reason why people named Ted were banned from doing TED talks. Today we found out again why.

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[WP] You're an eldritch being in the void around earth. To your surprise you see a group of humans on a vessel in your territory. They seem kinda cute so you decide to protect them like the rest of your pets instead of killing them

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[WP] You've dreamt about this job for years. But after three months, being a monster trainer involves a lot more goo and less dragons than expected.

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[WP] There's still hot breakfast in the kitchen, thing is you just returned from work and you live alone

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[WP] You're the same as Achilles but your weak point is your toe

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[WP] Collecting souls is a very tiresome job. That's why every 1000 years we get to drop off to earth in the form of crows for a short vacation

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The voices in your head always tell you funny stories about the people you meet. One time they said during a meeting "Beware of the קצ'ולו with the red tie" and you never heard them again.	18
[WP] You keep finding heart drawings left for you in your room. The thing is, you live in a remote research station and the nearest human is in a different continent.	17
[WP] The voices in your head always tell you funny stories about the people you meet. One time they said during a meeting "Beware of the monster with the red tie" and you never heard them again.	13
[WP] When dealing with humans always remember: They work in groups, their skin is tough and when in a pinch, they'll use their venomous bite. Goodluck.	12
[WP] There's a reason why people named Ted were banned from doing TED talks. Today we found out again why.	10
[WP] You're an eldritch being in the void around earth. To your surprise you see a group of humans on a vessel in your territory. They seem kinda cute so you decide to protect them like the rest of your pets instead of killing them	9
[WP] You've dreamt about this job for years. But after three months, being a monster trainer involves a lot more goo and less dragons than expected.	8
[WP] There's still hot breakfast in the kitchen, thing is you just returned from work and you live alone	5
[WP] You're the same as Achilles but your weak point is your toe	5
[WP] Collecting souls is a very tiresome job. That's why every 1000 years we get to drop off to earth in the form of crows for a short vacation	5