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[WP] To ants, humans are like ancient dragons. We guard vast treasures (fridge), have a skin like armor that no ant can truly damage, spit toxic acid (anti bug spray) and can fly long distances (jump)

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[WP] Instead of sinking, the villan rises to the air and says "What part of immortal super being didn't you get?"

147 upvotes

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[WP] You sold your soul to the devil. But it was a shitty deal and now you want a refund.. which is surprising easy

122 upvotes

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[WP] You wake up in a crater with no clue how you got there. The horrified crowd at the edges of the crater doesn't accept your excuse of ignorance.

46 upvotes

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[WP] You have the power to slow down time, but only on Mondays. Otherwise the Time-Police will give you another fine. This makes your fights against evil a bit awkward.

38 upvotes

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[WP] Before you died, your hobby was to create dungeons. Now as a ghost you watch in amusement as adventurers enter your dungeons in an attempt to find the treasures you hid.

30 upvotes

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[WP] You're a cat. You hang out at the usual feeding spots, make half hearted attempts to catch birds.. oh and you also report the activity of sinners to the black robed man sometimes. Life is good

23 upvotes

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[WP] As you passed a sneezing cat in the street you said "Bless you" instinctively and it answered "Thank you"

21 upvotes

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[WP] You can't believe it! They are back together! And she doesn't even care he turned into a 7 feet tall, deep sea monster!

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[WP] You are the world's deadliest assassin. You can kill anything, as long as you touch their nose. Also, you can fly, but only on Fridays

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] To ants, humans are like ancient dragons. We guard vast treasures (fridge), have a skin like armor that no ant can truly damage, spit toxic acid (anti bug spray) and can fly long distances (jump)	1325
[WP] Instead of sinking, the villan rises to the air and says "What part of immortal super being didn't you get?"	147
[WP] You sold your soul to the devil. But it was a shitty deal and now you want a refund.. which is surprising easy	122
[WP] You wake up in a crater with no clue how you got there. The horrified crowd at the edges of the crater doesn't accept your excuse of ignorance.	46
[WP] You have the power to slow down time, but only on Mondays. Otherwise the Time-Police will give you another fine. This makes your fights against evil a bit awkward.	38
[WP] Before you died, your hobby was to create dungeons. Now as a ghost you watch in amusement as adventurers enter your dungeons in an attempt to find the treasures you hid.	30
[WP] You're a cat. You hang out at the usual feeding spots, make half hearted attempts to catch birds.. oh and you also report the activity of sinners to the black robed man sometimes. Life is good	23
[WP] As you passed a sneezing cat in the street you said "Bless you" instinctively and it answered "Thank you"	21
[WP] You can't believe it! They are back together! And she doesn't even care he turned into a 7 feet tall, deep sea monster!	21
[WP] You are the world's deadliest assassin. You can kill anything, as long as you touch their nose. Also, you can fly, but only on Fridays	19