/u/ProphetofTables's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] An order of magicians attempts to summon a child hero with a pure heart to save their world from evil forces. They instead get his 40-something-year old dad, with a shotgun.
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[WP] "Oh, brave knight, thank you for coming to rescue me from my tower-" "Oh, Gods, not this crap again!"
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[WP] One day, your romantic partner confesses they have a secret: They're actually a 50-foot tall reptilian monster covered in spines and can spit acid from their mouth. You start asking yourself just how you didn't notice that before.
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[WP] You lived in the elven city all your life. Now, on your 18th birthday, they reveal a ghastly truth: You are actually a human. Not only that, but you are the last living human in the entire world. You decide to leave the city and see if that's really true...
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[WP] Just as the poor, unfortunate maiden is about to be sacrificed by the cult, their deity appears in a flash of light. Then, the deity says, "No, no, no! You're not supposed to do that, you idiots!"
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[WP] Aliens often like to gather in bars and cantinas to tell increasingly outlandish stories about other races. At one such gathering, one alien tells a true story of the most evil race he/she has ever encountered: Homo sapiens.
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[WP] You've been assigned to kill the dragon menacing the city. After an arduous battle, you're about to deal the final blow... but you suddenly realize: this dragon may be the very last one in the world. You can't bring yourself to kill it.
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[WP] You are a counselor working for the Isekai Re-adjustment Services, an organization dedicated to helping people who were isekai'd re-adapt to living on Earth upon their return. Due to a clerical error, you've been assigned your toughest client yet: someone who became a villain in another world.
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