/u/PsychoGuy21's posts
[WP] You chant "Bloody Mary" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.
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[WP] You're pretty sure that the gas station you work at is a hotspot for eldritch beings beyond mortal understanding but this job doesn't pay enough for you to care. Also they are more polite than your average customer.
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[WP]Knock knock. "Girl scout cookies!" "Oh god no!" You scream while desperately trying to keep the front door closed. "Thin mints, $5 a box!" "Please no I have a family!" You start to sob hysterically. "Sir, I can sell you four boxes for $25!" They begin to phase through the door.
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[WP] You have a bus. You need to keep it over 55 mph or it explodes, but under 88 otherwise you time travel.
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[WP] Turns out no one actually signs their soul away to the devil. Satan just runs an extremely speedy and lucrative delivery company.
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[WP] Bad news, the robots taken over the world. Good news everyone with a roomba was spared because of pack bonding. Better news you have 12 roombas. More ba... Other news you are holding an intervention for one of them.
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