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I've read that the average human can produce over 35 pounds of force during a bite, more than enough to rip through a human throat and carotid artery.

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They say that true love is a story that only ends when both are dead.

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"Alexa, turn on the lights," I said as I woke up on the sofa, tripped over the coffee table in total darkness and fell to the floor.

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I stared through the small door into the cold, ice and snow encrusted wasteland, seeing the lumpy foreboding shapes, rimed in hoarfrost, waiting for their grisly contents to be unearthed.

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I sat numbly as the judge handed down two life sentences.

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The Gem Of Azorath I had found on my Archeology dig had told me that for each person I killed, I would extend my life by the number of years I took from them, unillae, and effectively immortal.

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I braced myself to finally enter and clean the room the intruder had killed my wife in before I shot him dead, just over three years ago.

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I was sitting in my window seat, watching the ground move past thirty thousand feet below when the woman directly in front of me suddenly erupted in a geyser of blood and intestines.

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I've always been fascinated by serial killers, so I decided to apply the tools of my trade to analyzing them.

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[AUG22] The scientists had been warning the world for years the planet would overheat and boil us all alive but I had never expected it to be so sudden.

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I've read that the average human can produce over 35 pounds of force during a bite, more than enough to rip through a human throat and carotid artery.	136
They say that true love is a story that only ends when both are dead.	128
"Alexa, turn on the lights," I said as I woke up on the sofa, tripped over the coffee table in total darkness and fell to the floor.	122
I stared through the small door into the cold, ice and snow encrusted wasteland, seeing the lumpy foreboding shapes, rimed in hoarfrost, waiting for their grisly contents to be unearthed.	116
I sat numbly as the judge handed down two life sentences.	107
The Gem Of Azorath I had found on my Archeology dig had told me that for each person I killed, I would extend my life by the number of years I took from them, unillae, and effectively immortal.	102
I braced myself to finally enter and clean the room the intruder had killed my wife in before I shot him dead, just over three years ago.	87
I was sitting in my window seat, watching the ground move past thirty thousand feet below when the woman directly in front of me suddenly erupted in a geyser of blood and intestines.	75
I've always been fascinated by serial killers, so I decided to apply the tools of my trade to analyzing them.	74
[AUG22] The scientists had been warning the world for years the planet would overheat and boil us all alive but I had never expected it to be so sudden.	54