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The old boy had reached the end, peeing on everything, and not feeling well, so I had the kids tearfully hug him goodbye and told them I was taking him to a farm to enjoy his remaining days.

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I had had several popular TwoSentenceHorror posts which many people had thought were truly and horrifying and had brought them a small thrill of terror.

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For Father's Day, I went to the hardware store and treated myself to a new tool that is supposed to be able to cut through even the thickest limbs.

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I am the thing that lives beyond the campfire light, hiding in cellars, under beds and in closets, taking and eating your unwary, your foolhardy, your young.

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"Death comes for every man but once, yet every day we die a little more."

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Every night for the last three weeks the nightmare newspaper headline has been in your dreams, telling you of the coming mass murder of everybody in the local mental hospital, but nobody will listen.

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And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

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You know, it is just fine for abusive people to end up suffering the rewards of their own bad decisions and not doing anything to help them.

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It is 4 AM and I am lying in bed wishing my childhood fears of monsters in the closet or under the bed, imagined with every creak in the house, would return.

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"We are all just mechanistic carbon based meat-suits with the delusion of free will and sentience, only pretending any actions we take were not pre-ordained as the result of the Big Bang," the stranger said to me.

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The old boy had reached the end, peeing on everything, and not feeling well, so I had the kids tearfully hug him goodbye and told them I was taking him to a farm to enjoy his remaining days.	53
I had had several popular TwoSentenceHorror posts which many people had thought were truly and horrifying and had brought them a small thrill of terror.	41
For Father's Day, I went to the hardware store and treated myself to a new tool that is supposed to be able to cut through even the thickest limbs.	41
I am the thing that lives beyond the campfire light, hiding in cellars, under beds and in closets, taking and eating your unwary, your foolhardy, your young.	39
"Death comes for every man but once, yet every day we die a little more."	33
Every night for the last three weeks the nightmare newspaper headline has been in your dreams, telling you of the coming mass murder of everybody in the local mental hospital, but nobody will listen.	32
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.	32
You know, it is just fine for abusive people to end up suffering the rewards of their own bad decisions and not doing anything to help them.	29
It is 4 AM and I am lying in bed wishing my childhood fears of monsters in the closet or under the bed, imagined with every creak in the house, would return.	28
"We are all just mechanistic carbon based meat-suits with the delusion of free will and sentience, only pretending any actions we take were not pre-ordained as the result of the Big Bang," the stranger said to me.	28