/u/Punny-Aggron's posts
[WP] “you’re not here to slay me and save the princess?” “No I want to join you guys. A pretty princess with an awesome dragon in an isolated castle away from society? That’s a pretty sweet gig.”
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[WP] people always assumed you’d be a super villain due to the fact that you can make people see their greatest fears. You end up becoming a therapist, and your powers end up being a huge asset in helping your clients.
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[WP] a family has been trying and failing to kill you, an immortal, for many generations. In fact, it’s been going on for so long you forgot why they started hunting you in the first place.
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[WP] while scientists did expect to face some backlash for removing Pluto from the list of planets, they did not expect a God of the underworld to show up, pissed that his planet had been excluded
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[WP] you’re an airline pilot. During one of your nighttime flights, you hear a message over your radio: “attention all flights! Stay in the air as long as you can! I repeat, stay in the air as long as you possibly can!”
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[WP] “ALERT: Stay indoors! Do not go outside” the alert says on your phone. You don’t know if it’s a joke or real though, because you’re currently outside and feel nothing wrong.
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[WP] after abducting you, the alien explains that there’s an intergalactic dance in a few days and they want you to be their date
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