/u/PureCarbs's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The superheroes won’t take because you have no powers, so you turned to the villains, and they won’t take you because you have no powers. Now, they both will pay, because you work for the IRS.
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[WP] You always wanted to be a Mad Scientist that takes over the world, but it looks like those majors are impacted, so you settle for becoming a Mad Philosophy Major.
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[WP] The A/C doesn’t work, you have to pee and you’ve been on this highway for what feels like forever and it’s making you car sick. You ask the demon in the driver seat “How much longer until we get to Hell?” He replies “What do you mean? We’re already here.”
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[WP] "Three wishes? That's not how it works," the Genie said. "I'll grant you a wish for every wish that you grant me."
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[WP] You live in McDonalds run dystopia. Ronald the clown king demands everything be run by the state motto “I’m lovin’ it”. Defectors are executed. A small band of rebels are led by an infamous vigilante known as the Hamburgler.
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[WP] No one ever asked the potion master how he came about the items in his inventory, but you've become curious. How did he bottle lighning, the winter's storm, and most curiously, a year of time?
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[WP] You know that feeling - When you see the very bus that made your childhood special, rotting away in the scrap yard, broken, rusted and dead. It's almost a shame whats going to happen to it, but you know - What you're about to do is exactly what Ms. Fizzle would have wanted.
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[WP] One of the lesser known troubles of potions masters are earthquakes. All the potions displayed on the shelves shake and fall off. The vials break and mix making God knows what concoction, and the whole thing can be a living nightmare - sometimes literally.
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[WP] Most of the time a special unit of animal control will take care of the superpowered animals that threaten humans, but as the lone sheriff in this small town it’s up to you to stop the terror of the super-goose.
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