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[WP] James Bond is unarmed and injured, surrounded by 8 SPECTRE agents in a car park. He decides to swallow his car-key to ensure they don't get in. His well-known naivety to Q's gadgets meant he either forgot or didn't listen when Q told him the car had keyless entry and a push-button ignition.
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[WP] Birthdays are not celebrated. Instead, people know the date of their death and celebrate Deathdays.
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[WP] A smart guy that does dumb shit by accident and a dumb guy that does smart shit by accident are together. One of them is about to kill the other.
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Who were the Council of Twelve that took over from John Balliol in Scotland in 1296 and reconfirmed the Auld Alliance after Balliol renounced it?
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[WP] You are a door to door paper towel salesman, and your product has something that makes it better than the competition, but hard to explain. You enter your first meeting of the day.
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[WP] The year is 2100 and science had prevailed, with all religions now giving in to the overwhelming evidence that there is no greater power. You are browsing Wikipedia when you see a hotlink for "The Brief Alliance of USA and Russia in Early 2017." Suddenly it all made sense.
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