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You can shapeshift into cheese

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You can summon an army of squirrels that balance on one leg while wearing tiny top hats. Their main priority is looking fancy rather than being useful.

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You can transform into an egg yolk

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You can turn someone into a fat donkey

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You could summon an army of egg yolks where their main purpose is try to find your lost things and after they return it, it's broken

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You can fly the catch is that you cant

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Pasta burger waffles that hate your poop

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You have the power to summon rich people that will give you knives that is weak and edible

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You can turn into a book

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You can pay your rent with an endless supply of single-ply toilet paper. It’s technically enough to cover the amount due, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 you have to carefully stack and unroll it to make sure it’s all there.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You can shapeshift into cheese	8
You can summon an army of squirrels that balance on one leg while wearing tiny top hats. Their main priority is looking fancy rather than being useful.	4
You can transform into an egg yolk	2
You can turn someone into a fat donkey	2
You could summon an army of egg yolks where their main purpose is try to find your lost things and after they return it, it's broken	1
You can fly the catch is that you cant	1
Pasta burger waffles that hate your poop	1
You have the power to summon rich people that will give you knives that is weak and edible	1
You can turn into a book	1
You can pay your rent with an endless supply of single-ply toilet paper. It’s technically enough to cover the amount due, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 you have to carefully stack and unroll it to make sure it’s all there.	1