WritingPrompts

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[WP] An elven Hitman is hired to kill a person of interest. They decide to consistently feed them junk food, which kills most races in an extremely fast rate of 40 years. The client was not impressed.	3752
[WP] “Only a mortal fears being trapped somewhere for centuries or millennia with no possible escape. Even death. For an immortal, such a fate is an escape in itself. Sit down.”	221
[WP] Heaven and He’ll doesnt exist. Neither does Valhalla or Helheim. Olympus or Hades. The afterlife is just people living how they always lived and doing every job they ever had in rotation for eternity	38
[EU] Your shift at work's been very boring. Either too many costumers, or too little going on. In comes a well muscled bald man, with a barcode in the back of his head. He’s asking you to do some oddly specific things.	36
[WP] “Voice recorder?” The elven ruler spoke. “Ingenious, but my messengers stand under penalty of death should they bear inaccurate tidings. It is not necessary”	23
[WP] "This is so strange," your elf friend muttered. “all the women’s clothes are smaller than the men’s clothes.”	22
[WP] When you discovered you were the bastard child of a monarch, you thought your horrible life would improve. But your extended family hates your guts. Every day you walk on eggshells. There may be no hope.	21
[WP] An adventuring party travels to an old kingdom. Their immortal party member happens upon a grand and beautiful structure, he/she is overwhelmed with rage as memories of the slave labor used to build it come to.	21
[WP] Whenever you’re hired, your goal is to make any event or operation fail spectacularly. You are a Professional Flopman. A Contract Klutz.	20
[WP] You saw a create with no eyes or nose, void black skin and other actual features besides its mouth. “You are dead” it bellowed. “Time for judgment. I am your lawyer. I am very good. 27% win rate”	19

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