/u/Ralfarius's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever since I can remember, I've tried to spot my reflection looking at me in the mirror.

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"I'M SO SORRY!" my tandem skydiving instructor yells above the roaring winds as our backup chute fails.

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You know how humans will kill a harmless insect purely out of instinctive revulsion...?

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"So, does this mean I'm cancer-free?'

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Tired of laughing and making silly faces, my son wandered off for a nap.

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" B E N O T A F R A I D ."

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Now that I've regained control of my left eyebrow, I might be able to alert my spouse that whatever is controlling my body isn't me.

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Even now, I can still feel the warmth of her last embrace.

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"It's like floating in the cold ocean, dotted with pulsing hot stars in the distance all around."

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If someone finds this note, I swear I wasn't fleeing police for murdering my spouse.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since I can remember, I've tried to spot my reflection looking at me in the mirror.	8677
"I'M SO SORRY!" my tandem skydiving instructor yells above the roaring winds as our backup chute fails.	1149
You know how humans will kill a harmless insect purely out of instinctive revulsion...?	303
"So, does this mean I'm cancer-free?'	255
Tired of laughing and making silly faces, my son wandered off for a nap.	178
" B E N O T A F R A I D ."	139
Now that I've regained control of my left eyebrow, I might be able to alert my spouse that whatever is controlling my body isn't me.	116
Even now, I can still feel the warmth of her last embrace.	89
"It's like floating in the cold ocean, dotted with pulsing hot stars in the distance all around."	70
If someone finds this note, I swear I wasn't fleeing police for murdering my spouse.	68