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When I heard Build Me Up Buttercup start playing from someone's iPhone by accident, I joked to my neighbor that ten years ago a fortune teller told me I'd die listening to it someday.
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[EU] Far into his life as Batman, Bruce Wayne gains spider powers after a publicly exposed incident during a lab tour for Wayne Enterprises. Now Batman has to hide his spider powers when he fights crime every night, lest his identity as Bruce Wayne, the daylight hero Spider-Man, be blown.
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Somehow the demon was powerful enough to haunt a temple full of silver crosses and sage, but weak enough for the exorcist to banish it with almost no trouble.
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The astronaut had almost completely forgotten he was ever a sperm donor by the time he went on his relativistic space journey.
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The genie said he would grant one of my wishes, but first he showed me a vaguely familiar birthday party from over two decades ago.
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Most time travelers can't even get within a mile of themselves without being repulsed by causality, but right now my two selves are just six feet away.
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