/u/RandomasterLiving's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I heard Build Me Up Buttercup start playing from someone's iPhone by accident, I joked to my neighbor that ten years ago a fortune teller told me I'd die listening to it someday.

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Nuclear holocaust, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

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Somehow the demon was powerful enough to haunt a temple full of silver crosses and sage, but weak enough for the exorcist to banish it with almost no trouble.

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The astronaut had almost completely forgotten he was ever a sperm donor by the time he went on his relativistic space journey.

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They say time is a river flowing from past to future.

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The genie said he would grant one of my wishes, but first he showed me a vaguely familiar birthday party from over two decades ago.

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I went into the wilderness with only 3 valuable items, a couple prayer pots, and some food.

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Most time travelers can't even get within a mile of themselves without being repulsed by causality, but right now my two selves are just six feet away.

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I saw my whole life flashing before my eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I heard Build Me Up Buttercup start playing from someone's iPhone by accident, I joked to my neighbor that ten years ago a fortune teller told me I'd die listening to it someday.	556
Nuclear holocaust, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.	183
Somehow the demon was powerful enough to haunt a temple full of silver crosses and sage, but weak enough for the exorcist to banish it with almost no trouble.	52
The astronaut had almost completely forgotten he was ever a sperm donor by the time he went on his relativistic space journey.	46
They say time is a river flowing from past to future.	23
The genie said he would grant one of my wishes, but first he showed me a vaguely familiar birthday party from over two decades ago.	22
I went into the wilderness with only 3 valuable items, a couple prayer pots, and some food.	11
Most time travelers can't even get within a mile of themselves without being repulsed by causality, but right now my two selves are just six feet away.	6
I saw my whole life flashing before my eyes.	2