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[WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask
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[EU] An intergalactic war fleet approaches earth. Scientists have figured out a way to summon the fleet of one Sci-Fi world, but only one. Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, or X, have all been suggested. You are on the voting board to decide which one will be brought through.
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[WP] You are a hero in service of Death itself. As counterintuitive as this may seem, it is not what it looks like. It's just that villains tend to kill people before their time and Death hates people messing up fate.
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[WP] Humans are the proverbial "Sleeping Giant," and make remarkably good deterrents. A common tactic is to simply call in a human warship, such as the USS "Fuck Around and Find Out," and simply let it sit nearby. Peace Talks happen within the week.
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[WP] Samus Aran and Boba Fett get into a friendly competition to see who can catch the two most difficult targets in the multiverse: Carmen Sandiego and Waldo.
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[WP] Under the guise of a "Monster Hunter" you've been helping innocent vampires, spirits, and other oddities find safer homes instead of killing them.
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[WP] You are a music icon, for the third time in 600 years. You're not immortal, but you can set your age at any given time granting you the same effect. One of your super fans happens to be an immortal and has been hounding you since the beginning. Now you've decided to write a song about them.
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[WP] You are an award-winning game designer. Your secret? You spend the weekends in the worlds you designed collaborating with the main characters of the game on what their next big adventure will be.
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[WP] The inventor stared at the request sitting on his desk, "You want us to build you an intelligent backpack with inventory management software..." He looked up at the little girl, bemused. "How did you even find my office?" She grinned as she placed a treasure map on the desk.
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