/u/Ray_Dillinger's posts
[WP] A robot assassin has discovered that it will be destroyed the moment its target dies - or if logfiles show that it is not trying to kill them. So begins a delicate game of continually trying but finding excuses to fail. Terrorized by a dozen "close calls", the target is becoming suspicious.
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[WP] yes it's a witch hunt. But the moon's full for nine months now, the cows give black milk and scream instead of moo, and we gave up harvest because the cut stalks cry and bleed. All the broomsticks are missing and last night I heard the scarecrow laugh. A witch hunt is the sensible thing to do.
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[WP] You know that thing where you have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, and you can hear them giving you advice at crucial moments? Yeah, mine invited some friends from neighboring pantheons over, and now I have a jazz band.
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[WP] "I want everything in your wallet. Right now, and no funny business." Bazu's first prayer in millennia was answered unexpectedly, in the strangest of ways. This unlikely savior had just accepted her ancient burden of his own free will. "Thank you," she whispered gratefully, handing it over.
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