/u/Ray_Dillinger's posts
[WP] In a case of mistaken(?) identity, Florida Man is abducted by alien mobsters trying to rescue their reality-warping boss. In the course of a weird and terrifying crime spree they gradually discover that Florida Man has absolutely no control over his reality-warping powers.
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[WP] Claimer: Whatever I Say Is Absolute Truth. I Do Speak For My Company, For Those Who Agree With Me, For Those Who Disagree Whether They Like It Or Not, And For God. To Claim Otherwise is Factually As Well As Morally Wrong. <citation needed>
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[WP] A time team gets sent back to assassinate Hitler. They meet another team that came back from a different future with orders to stop them at all costs. They can't agree on which future is worse. But when time teams fight, tactical time travel makes the results confusing and unpredictable.
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[WP] The Apocalypse was a complete bust. We got no audience engagement. Angels with trumpets, The Beast and the Horsemen, and marching armies of undead apparently just can't compete with social media. But, considering what social media does anyway, it's probably not worth rescheduling.
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Jay put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.' His girlfriend put the 'hot' in 'psychotic.' It was a match made in ... well, a match made somewhere.
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You've been pretending to be part of a couple. But now your family expects to meet your "other half." You're going nuts trying to figure out what to do. Then your friend offers to play your SO for this trip home - but only if you make them your SO for real. Now you *really* don't know what to do.
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[WP]Our conventions aren't announced; we all know where and when they'll be held. If I'm not going to have a good time, I just don't go. That's sensible. But some of us go just for the sake of the precognitive nostalgia. That's not so sensible, but what can I say? Lots of psychics aren't sensible.
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[WP] Bad call, dude. They didn't ask that because they were seeking sympathy and personal validation that you'd been paying attention to them and understood their troubles. They asked that because they were trying to figure out whether you knew too much about them to let you live.
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