/u/ReallyBuffHamster's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've been a controversial figure on Reddit since the beginning. Responsible for all kinds of posts deemed too embarrassing or inappropriate to stay posted very long. You are u/[deleted] and this is your story.
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[WP] You're a superhero that's allowed yourself to be captured by the weakest, most pathetic of the supervillains you fight on a daily basis, simply because you kinda feel bad for the guy, and you want to give him something to brag about around the other supervillains.
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[WP] You're surviving the zombie apocalypse with your brother, and things are great so far. You have shelter, food, water, etc. Thing is, he used to talk crap about how you did nothing with your life, while he worked hard to become a lawyer. Now none of it matters, and it's time you let him know.
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[WP] You're Amish, and on a whim, you and your friends decide to spend your Rumspringa living it up in New York City. Your first night there is right when the zombie apocalypse begins.
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[WP] It's a stereotypical zombie apocalypse story, but with the dancing zombies from the Thriller music video.
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[WP] You die and are standing in line to gain entry into Heaven. Turns out, decisions made in video games count as free will. Now you have to explain all the carnage and mayhem you've caused, or down you go.
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[WP] Your cat often wanders around the neighborhood, only coming back home to sleep and eat. One day while browsing Reddit, you notice two different posts on the front page by two different people showing YOUR CAT doing a variety of tricks. He turns to you, sighs, and says, "We need to talk"
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[WP] While walking, you notice one of those prepaid debit cards lying on the ground. Upon further inspection, you notice hundreds of tiny little x's scratched into the front side of it. After finding a number and calling the customer service line, the amount left on the card stands at $3,154,795
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