/u/ReallySillyLily36's posts
[WP] In this world, Dad Jokes are lethal. The Listeners suffer fatal reactions, writhing in discomfort and agony, waiting for the inevitable end. As a result, Dad Jokes are illegal, and punishable by life in prison. You, the world's most deadly criminal, are the master of Dad Jokes.
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[WP] The Hero is secretly gay. Unfortunately, the Villain doesn't know this and keeps kidnapping the Hero's best female friend, thinking that she's the love interest. Even more unfortunate, she's finally had enough.
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[SP] Your friend says they'll pay you $1000 if you can have a successful date where all the sentences you say are questions. Eager to get $1000, you accept the challenge.
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[WP] You are about to become a Supervillainess! Soon the world will pay and crumble in ruin! There's just uh...one problem. Your mother is a femme fatale. Your aunt is a femme fatale. Your grandmother is a femme fatale. Your SISTER is a femme fatale. You. Do. Not. Want. To. Be. A FEMME FATALE.
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[WP] You are a Anti-Motivational Speaker. Whereas motivational speakers spread Toxic Positivity and unrealistic expectations, you bring a healthy Dose of Negativity and remind people of how little potential they really have.
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[WP] The Villain's girlfriend breaks up with him. This causes him to go into a deep depression, reducing his villainous activity to 0. One day, she decides to see how he's doing, possibly to get back together, and every government agency and Hero organization moves to stop her.
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[WP] The Terrifying Axe Murderer is terrorizing the Town! Every night he stalks the streets and takes another victim! How horrible! Well it WAS...until people realized that they could just...throw Evil People into the streets at night...
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[WP] The Hero tells the Villain what they are doing is wrong. The Villain responds by pulling out a 700 page research paper thesis that they wrote, full of citations and analysis supporting their point.
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[WP] The Hero and the Villain are battling in deadly combat. The problem is, to everyone else watching...it just looks like...flirting...
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[WP] After a lifetime of searching, you're finally in love! The problem is, she, the reality-warping thought-destroying Eldritch monstrosity abomination of pure nightmare is finally about to meet your family, who are JUST THE WORST. You're worried she might be scared off by them.
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