/u/ReallySillyLily36's posts
[WP] You run a "Tough" bar, a bar that helps its customers look "tough". Need to impress a date? A creepy guy will come nearby and you can "defend" your loved ones from him! Need to look like a man to your friends? You can get into a "fight" with an aggressive guy and "win"! It's a living.
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[WP] You, the villain, find the hero irresistibly attractive. Normally, this isn't a problem because you two are rarely in the same location at the same time, but today it IS a problem. Today, the hero has broken into your lair and is IN YOUR BEDROOM RIGHT NOW.
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[WP] The Princess is tired of being kidnapped by the Villain. So much so that she draws up a legal document stipulating the following: "This Legal Document can be used as a Proxy in place of the actual Princess in matters concerning the Hero, the Kingdom, and the Villain."
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[WP] The Villain has failed to destroy the city innumerable times now. The Hero, noticing this, decides to put in way less effort, emotionally. This causes the Villain to feel very insecure and even empty.
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[WP] You are the world's worst therapist. The advice you give is so aggressively terrible that the person who follows the exact opposite of your advice would immediately become very successful. For this reason, you are actually the world's greatest therapist.
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