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[WP] You're an undead farmer, you're not quite sure how you became undead, but it doesn't really matter much, your life has remained the same since it happened. Except for the clerics and paladins that tend to harass you.
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[WP] You were one of the most famous warriors in the past, your grave, a monument to your glory. And a year doesn't go by without another necromancer trying to resurrect you and bind you to their will. You are getting real tired of this.
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[WP] You wake up naked in a white, sterile looking room, surrounded by men in tactical gear with their hands in the air and weapons on the ground. You don't remember anything, one of them is currently talking to you.
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[WP] Your lifegoal was to enter the machine city, your every attempt left you scarred, another body part that had to be replaced by metal, but you never gave up, but one day the sentries didn't stop you, you realize your prosthetics made you no longer look human.
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[WP] You've been cursed to always do an activity in the most skilled way possible. This might seem good, but if you want to make a meal you'll spend several hours preparing a feast. You will fell half a forest even if you need just a couple of logs.
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[WP] The texts spoke of a beast who will corrupt your mind, encouraging you to do evil and unspeakable things, but when you found this creature, you realized the standard for "evil and unspeakable" has changed a lot since then.
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[WP] You realized why no general wished to lead this army, seeing them take a cavalry charge, none of them even flinching, just stepping over their dead to continue forward, even worse was when the "dead" just stood up again, the cracking of their broken limbs the only proof they were ever injured.
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[WP] Your party's cleric is in no state for dungeoneering at the moment, so you have to rent another healer. Official clerics tend to be on the expensive side, so you decide to find someone cheaper.
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[WP] You're a warlock, one of your iconic tricks is to duplicate your enemy with the alignment switched, causing the hero to have to fight an evil version of himself, the problem is that you just did it again...but they're cooperating...
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