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At your death, you arrive at the gates of heaven only to find out that all religious doctrine was written for humanity's close cousin; only monkeys are allowed in Heaven.
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[WP] Choosing your words carefully, you give your first wish to the genie in a way that it couldn’t be misconstrued. Your smug grin turns to horror when the genie lazily replies: “Granted. Also you now have cancer.”
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[EU] The Duke and The King, con artists from "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", attempt to scam the modern world with a movie adaptation of "The Royal Nonesuch."
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You arrive in Hell to find it completely populated by monkeys enduring eternal torture. You are the only human.
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