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[WP] "What are you?" You ask the aliens. "We are those who have been loyal to humans since the beginning." "Dogs?" "What? No, we're sharks."

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[WP] As the aliens make first contact, they're confused. They politely ask where our species' standard-issue dodo birds are.

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[WP] On average, it takes 5 years for a society to be accepted into the United Worlds. Earth was accepted in 30 minutes.

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[WP] You've been voted onto a Survivor-esque reality show. The trouble is, you're secretly a moose with arms.

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[WP] You ignore a great many "scam" emails. One day, a Nigerian prince, ghostly child, and an FBI agent show up at your door, asking you to get in the car.

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[WP] The year is 1989. Pet Rocks are out of style, and you're about to throw he last ones away, when you see one stand up and open its eyes.

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[WP] War is declared on your country. But nobody knows whether or not to take it seriously, because it's April Fools' Day.

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[WP] A satellite picks up a message from beyond the stars. "new transmitter who dis".

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[EU] Phoenix Wright defending a man in the American court system.

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[WP] You're the world's deadliest magician. Your signature magic? Llama magic.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "What are you?" You ask the aliens. "We are those who have been loyal to humans since the beginning." "Dogs?" "What? No, we're sharks."	488
[WP] As the aliens make first contact, they're confused. They politely ask where our species' standard-issue dodo birds are.	330
[WP] On average, it takes 5 years for a society to be accepted into the United Worlds. Earth was accepted in 30 minutes.	98
[WP] You've been voted onto a Survivor-esque reality show. The trouble is, you're secretly a moose with arms.	40
[WP] You ignore a great many "scam" emails. One day, a Nigerian prince, ghostly child, and an FBI agent show up at your door, asking you to get in the car.	14
[WP] The year is 1989. Pet Rocks are out of style, and you're about to throw he last ones away, when you see one stand up and open its eyes.	11
[WP] War is declared on your country. But nobody knows whether or not to take it seriously, because it's April Fools' Day.	4
[WP] A satellite picks up a message from beyond the stars. "new transmitter who dis".	3
[EU] Phoenix Wright defending a man in the American court system.	1
[WP] You're the world's deadliest magician. Your signature magic? Llama magic.	1