/u/RedneckPhoenix's posts
[WP] "What are you?" You ask the aliens. "We are those who have been loyal to humans since the beginning." "Dogs?" "What? No, we're sharks."
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[WP] As the aliens make first contact, they're confused. They politely ask where our species' standard-issue dodo birds are.
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[WP] On average, it takes 5 years for a society to be accepted into the United Worlds. Earth was accepted in 30 minutes.
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[WP] You've been voted onto a Survivor-esque reality show. The trouble is, you're secretly a moose with arms.
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[WP] You ignore a great many "scam" emails. One day, a Nigerian prince, ghostly child, and an FBI agent show up at your door, asking you to get in the car.
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[WP] The year is 1989. Pet Rocks are out of style, and you're about to throw he last ones away, when you see one stand up and open its eyes.
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[WP] War is declared on your country. But nobody knows whether or not to take it seriously, because it's April Fools' Day.
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