/u/ReikiAndTheRemix's posts
[WP] "The secret to immortality is-" the old man coughed, "living a life so chaotically neutral that you get rejected from heaven, hell and purgatory all at once."
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[WP] In a future where the consciousness of notable personalities can be preserved until a suitable host is found to carry it, a mix-up causes the consciousness of R. L. Stine and Stephen King to merge together. The host, Stephen Stine, is about to write the scariest Goosebumps book ever.
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[WP] Your wishes have begun to come true lately. You get what you want in exchange for something you don't want being taken away from you.
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[WP] Your phone always seemingly rings only when you can't really take the call. However, if you manage to answer it against all odds, it always turns out to benefit you in inexplicable ways.
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[WP] You are a theif with an unconventional modus operandi. Your digestive tract can effortlessly store just about anything that is bite sized without revealing it on x-ray or other body scans. This doesn't even injure or harm you in any way, it's only the retrieval that feels gross.
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