/u/Reilluminated's posts
[WP] You had a casual relationship with Mother Earth, but ended up breaking it off when she got clingy. Now every time you start dating someone new, some sort of natural disaster seems to happen and ruins it.
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[WP] You are an angel charged with the task of creating a personalized Hell to reincarnate sinners into so they learn from their mistakes. No matter what you do, no matter the terrible circumstances, one man always seems to come out on top, happy and successful. His name is Brett.
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[WP] You go out for dinner and after returning home, you feel nauseous. You run to the bathroom to throw up, but instead of vomit, you somehow are vomiting toddler-sized shoes.
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[WP] A play off of an earlier post... Death sits alone after finally extinguishing all things, Life itself include. Existence seems meaningless until Death decides that it must attempt to bring Life back into existence, in order to give purpose to his/her own.
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Earth is contacted by ETs and quickly accepted into the Galactic Alliance. We have no resources other races need for trade and are very behind in tech. There is one 'resource' that makes us unique; our sense of humor. You are a renowned comedian, and you have just been 'traded' for warp drives.
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