/u/RemarkableStatement5's posts
[WP] It wasn't that bad dying, and now you get to be a ghost. Unfortunately, you have to watch over your nephew, and he's watching a documentary on your mysterious disappearance, which they keep messing up the facts about.
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[WP] The bad news? You got turned into an aphid. The good news? You can turn into anything you have killed, starting now.
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[WP] "She may be a 5000-year-old ancient goddess and I just a 23-year-old mortal, but we're determined to make it work."
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[WP] The Earth is flat and dinosaurs live on the other side. Previously, we've only dug up their dead and buried, but you're a miner who just found the dinosaur side.
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In ancient times, eight angels danced across the heavens with crowns of fire, watery skins, and charitable hearts.
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[WP] "It was my best option, unfortunately, so I hestitantly moved my pawn forward knowing that my captor would take it out with his rook. 'Lady with purple jacket', he read aloud from the bottom of the eliminated chess piece before turning his gun on her as he shot another hostage dead."
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With the multiversal warp engine complete, humanity unanimously cried "LAUNCH", desperate to finally reach the most perfect of the infinite worlds.
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[WP] As a foolish teen from 2154, you decide that, for your time-travel history class, you'll interview George Washington. However, you did not expect him to be a megalomaniac time-traveling sorcerer attempting to summon an ancient cosmic horror to help him fight the British.
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