/u/RemarkableStatement5's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Right until time travel was invented, we always believed time to flow like water

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When he could not lift the weight any longer, he threw it upwards

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In ancient times, eight angels danced across the heavens with crowns of fire, watery skins, and charitable hearts.

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With the multiversal warp engine complete, humanity unanimously cried "LAUNCH", desperate to finally reach the most perfect of the infinite worlds.

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It takes an average of 216 loops for the day-cycling human brain to degrade far enough for human sacrifice to be considered, and 343 for these feelings to be acted on.

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After several successful short temporal excursions, the army of scientists, engineers, technicians, and historians primed the machine and confidently entered the relevant spatial coordinates below a blinking "-1000 YEARS".

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The Stoplight Loosejaw is a remarkable fish that has developed a special red bioluminescence that illuminates its unassuming prey.

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You look in the mirror and see your reflection blink, but that's normal.

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In twenty years, mankind shall beam the language of the cosmos directly into their skulls!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Right until time travel was invented, we always believed time to flow like water	104
When he could not lift the weight any longer, he threw it upwards	31
In ancient times, eight angels danced across the heavens with crowns of fire, watery skins, and charitable hearts.	23
With the multiversal warp engine complete, humanity unanimously cried "LAUNCH", desperate to finally reach the most perfect of the infinite worlds.	20
It takes an average of 216 loops for the day-cycling human brain to degrade far enough for human sacrifice to be considered, and 343 for these feelings to be acted on.	11
After several successful short temporal excursions, the army of scientists, engineers, technicians, and historians primed the machine and confidently entered the relevant spatial coordinates below a blinking "-1000 YEARS".	11
The Stoplight Loosejaw is a remarkable fish that has developed a special red bioluminescence that illuminates its unassuming prey.	10
You look in the mirror and see your reflection blink, but that's normal.	4
In twenty years, mankind shall beam the language of the cosmos directly into their skulls!	3