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[WP] France is now illegal

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[WP] "Look, Mr... Pig, is it? Straw is not an acceptable building material in this county and violates several construction codes and laws. Please see to its deconstruction immediately or the county will authorise me to demolish it myself. You have 14 business days to comply."

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[WP] Prophecies are never wrong. Being the Dark Ruler of the Universe, a new prophecy depicts your defeat. Knowing this, you choose to resign and submit ahead of schedule, just to see what happens.

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[WP] "... and that's why I don't believe in the existence of humans."

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[WP] You've been trying to pitch new table top games for years, but every time you go to a pitch meeting, someone in strange clothing busts in to tell you of how your new game is tied to the fate of all humanity, and quite frankly you're sick of it

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[WP] "You see that kid, in that hospital bed? If he wakes up, we all die."

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[WP] Turns out, it's called "the silver screen" because silver is the only thing that can kill those things that manage to find their ways off of it

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[WP] You've been admitted into the Hollywood Vampire's Club. Notable members include Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio and Marshall Mathers

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[WP] You awaken in a hospital bed with amnesia. After time to adjust a bit, a nurse comes and hands you a letter. All it says is, "Here's that do-over you wanted so badly. Don't fuck it up :)"

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[WP] "What were you doing when the enemy attacked?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] France is now illegal	1066
[WP] "Look, Mr... Pig, is it? Straw is not an acceptable building material in this county and violates several construction codes and laws. Please see to its deconstruction immediately or the county will authorise me to demolish it myself. You have 14 business days to comply."	909
[WP] Prophecies are never wrong. Being the Dark Ruler of the Universe, a new prophecy depicts your defeat. Knowing this, you choose to resign and submit ahead of schedule, just to see what happens.	153
[WP] "... and that's why I don't believe in the existence of humans."	141
[WP] You've been trying to pitch new table top games for years, but every time you go to a pitch meeting, someone in strange clothing busts in to tell you of how your new game is tied to the fate of all humanity, and quite frankly you're sick of it	47
[WP] "You see that kid, in that hospital bed? If he wakes up, we all die."	44
[WP] Turns out, it's called "the silver screen" because silver is the only thing that can kill those things that manage to find their ways off of it	43
[WP] You've been admitted into the Hollywood Vampire's Club. Notable members include Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio and Marshall Mathers	27
[WP] You awaken in a hospital bed with amnesia. After time to adjust a bit, a nurse comes and hands you a letter. All it says is, "Here's that do-over you wanted so badly. Don't fuck it up :)"	26
[WP] "What were you doing when the enemy attacked?"	17