/u/ResetBayDoors's posts
[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.
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[WP] Your office has ants. One day while while snacking you decide to place a lone peanut in the ants' path. A small gift. Unbeknownst to you, belief has power, and over time the millions of ants' fervent worship of you as their new God of Bounty begins to affect you in profound ways.
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[WP] In order to finally settle the Android vs. iPhone debate, you tell a friend to ask their voice assistant to perform an impossible task while you do the same. "Ok, Google," you say, "summon a demon." Your friend asks Siri to summon an angel. You're very surprised when both devices succeed.
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[WP] You've won the biggest lottery in history. As your first act in your new life of being decadently rich, you've rented out the entirety of Disney World for yourself and your friends. Your mission: The greatest game of manhunt the world has ever seen. The location: Tom Sawyer's Island.
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[WP] Many modern DNA tests include one's "Demigod" percentages and the names of any Gods they're descended from. You've just gotten your test results, and you're much more Demigod than average.
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[WP] With discount offers becoming more and more ludicrous, the major pizza delivery chains have chosen a new set of tactics in their pursuit of sales: All-out, driver to driver, store to store, warfare.
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[WP] Your whole life you had terrible nightmares. Dreams of Hell. You've just died. After the blackness of brain death, you find yourself awakening in a city of fire. "Welcome to Pandemonium, my Lord!" an excited demon says as you blink your bleary eyes. All your dreams have come true.
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[WP] You've always been proud of your Norse heritage. You even enlisted in the Navy to be like your Viking ancestors in their longboats. You didn't expect to die in battle. You didn't expect to ascend to Valhalla. You certainly didn't expect to be the first new arrival in over a thousand years.
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