/u/Retro3654's posts
[WP] You are a professional Matchbreaker. The opposite of a matchmaker, you're hired by concerned friends, disapproving parents, jealous exes, desperate nerds, and everyone in between to break up an existing relationship from the shadows.
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[WP] Your clan learned long ago that by stating that the apocalypse would occur the next day, you could stave off the Apocalypse because of a loophole in the prophecy stating that "no one can predict its day." Today, everyone in your clan was mysteriously assassinated. You are on the run.
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[WP] Humans have made first contact. What the aliens don't know is that any footage they have seen of humans has been interfered with and edited to make humans look like they have godlike powers. In reality the only power they have is the power of Photoshop.
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[WP] You are a demon. However, math students so often summon you by mispronouncing their equations, that you have taken up a career as a math tutor, and find it to be rather lucrative.
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[WP] You are a hit man. that is, you're paid to hit on other people in order to test their loyalty. Today, someone hired you to flirt with your own husband/wife.
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