/u/RipVanWinkle357's posts
[WP] An idealistic rookie cop wants to go after the obviously guilty local crime lord. His veteran partner explains why that’s a terrible idea.
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[WP] “Think about it, Mr. Bond: all the times I’ve had you dead to rights and, instead of killing you, I’ve put you in some ridiculous death trap you invariably escape. Why? Because I’ve never wanted you dead.”
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[WP] You are the court appointed mediator for the Magic School Bus Survivor’s group. What you hear terrifies you.
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[WP] After discovering a soviet submarine with nuclear missiles sunken off the coast of your private island, you attempt to inform the authorities. Thanks to a garbled transmission, they think you are holding the world ransom. You are the next target of 007.
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[WP] They claimed I was mad at the university! Mad, they said! They were right, of course, but they needn’t have been so openly rude about it.
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[WP] Why are you doing this?!? “Troll the ancient Yuletide, Carol.” Is… is that comma a mistake? “No.”
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[WP] A recent viral trend of sticking googly eyes on random objects has led to the most hilarious mimic attacks.
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