/u/RipVanWinkle357's posts
[WP] As a child, people believed your ability to talk to animals would make you a fine veterinarian. Funny how you got into the extermination business instead.
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[WP] “Our translator must be malfunctioning. This human is without child, correct? It appears to be asking about its ‘fur-baby.’”
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[WP] Face to face with the Villain for the first time, the Hero cries out, “Why are you doing this?” The Villain grows somber and responds “Why aren’t you?”
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[WP] As you approach the cursed Princess, you review the magical seal with concern. “True loves fist… that can’t be right?”
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[WP] Everyone around assumes you’re stumbling along because “you’re drunk” or “you haven’t had your coffee.” Few people guess it’s because you don’t know how to drive this body well.
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[WP] As a low-level goblin, you aren’t expected to do much damage to a party of adventurers. Yet here you are, the Hero of the Realm dead at your feet, wondering what the hell you’re going to do next.
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[WP] You are aware of the irony that you, a vampire, are a night guard at the blood bank, but you’ve never touched a drop at work. Even so, some bags have turned up empty and the heat is on.
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[WP] With the appearance of extraterrestrial life, xenology took off. When you picked art history as your focus, you didn’t think you’d find yourself at the center of an interspecies war.
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