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[WP] As a child, people believed your ability to talk to animals would make you a fine veterinarian. Funny how you got into the extermination business instead.

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I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated.

446 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] “Our translator must be malfunctioning. This human is without child, correct? It appears to be asking about its ‘fur-baby.’”

265 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Face to face with the Villain for the first time, the Hero cries out, “Why are you doing this?” The Villain grows somber and responds “Why aren’t you?”

208 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] As you approach the cursed Princess, you review the magical seal with concern. “True loves fist… that can’t be right?”

139 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Everyone around assumes you’re stumbling along because “you’re drunk” or “you haven’t had your coffee.” Few people guess it’s because you don’t know how to drive this body well.

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[WP] As a low-level goblin, you aren’t expected to do much damage to a party of adventurers. Yet here you are, the Hero of the Realm dead at your feet, wondering what the hell you’re going to do next.

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[WP] You are aware of the irony that you, a vampire, are a night guard at the blood bank, but you’ve never touched a drop at work. Even so, some bags have turned up empty and the heat is on.

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[WP] With the appearance of extraterrestrial life, xenology took off. When you picked art history as your focus, you didn’t think you’d find yourself at the center of an interspecies war.

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[WP] A beloved superhero, who has ended most crime in the city, struggles to stop one last criminal organization headed by a mysterious unseen leader. One day, a low level henchman learns the truth: the hero and the boss are the same person.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] As a child, people believed your ability to talk to animals would make you a fine veterinarian. Funny how you got into the extermination business instead.	618	WritingPrompts
I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated.	446	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] “Our translator must be malfunctioning. This human is without child, correct? It appears to be asking about its ‘fur-baby.’”	265	WritingPrompts
[WP] Face to face with the Villain for the first time, the Hero cries out, “Why are you doing this?” The Villain grows somber and responds “Why aren’t you?”	208	WritingPrompts
[WP] As you approach the cursed Princess, you review the magical seal with concern. “True loves fist… that can’t be right?”	139	WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone around assumes you’re stumbling along because “you’re drunk” or “you haven’t had your coffee.” Few people guess it’s because you don’t know how to drive this body well.	135	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a low-level goblin, you aren’t expected to do much damage to a party of adventurers. Yet here you are, the Hero of the Realm dead at your feet, wondering what the hell you’re going to do next.	95	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are aware of the irony that you, a vampire, are a night guard at the blood bank, but you’ve never touched a drop at work. Even so, some bags have turned up empty and the heat is on.	79	WritingPrompts
[WP] With the appearance of extraterrestrial life, xenology took off. When you picked art history as your focus, you didn’t think you’d find yourself at the center of an interspecies war.	77	WritingPrompts
[WP] A beloved superhero, who has ended most crime in the city, struggles to stop one last criminal organization headed by a mysterious unseen leader. One day, a low level henchman learns the truth: the hero and the boss are the same person.	71	WritingPrompts