/u/RoboJoe9000's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your power is to summon anybody's superior by demanding to speak to their supervisor. Out of curiosity you decided to just keep demanding the next guy up to see what happens. Increasingly more powerful and confounding beings keep arriving.
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[WP] Humans have centuries of advanced warning about the alien invasion coming at sub light speed. Many people started building bunkers and tunnels, and many mines were dug for resources for a space force, and people started adapting to the subsurfaclife; getting shorter, drinking, growing beards...
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[WP] "First of all calling me a "filthy troll" is very hurtful, and second of all I put all the labor and expense to build and maintain this bridge on my own, so I think it's quite reasonable to charge a toll unless you want to forge the river yourself!"
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[WP] No one took you serious, the necromancer that could hardly raise anything bigger than a fly. They considered you harmless, but your army of zom-bees, millions and millions of them, begs to differ.
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[WP] Due to a paperwork filing error you, a terrifying demonic creature, are now trapped in contract with a small little girl. She is constantly summoning you to play tag, check for monsters in the closet, look at her drawings... It's truly torture.
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[WP] Everybody was so busy asking "where's Waldo" they never stopped to ask "who's Waldo?" or perhaps more accurately "what's Waldo?" or more importanly "and what is it hiding for? What is the extent of it's power?"
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[WP] "In all my years I've never met a creature so vile, made of such pure concentrated evil! Will you join me?" Goose: *honks*
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[WP] The monstrosity you've been fleeing and hiding from all night has finally caught you. It's horrifying talons turn your head to face it's sardonic smile face to face and in a grating voice it says "now you seek and /I/ hide!" before setting you down bemused and running off giggling and screechin
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[WP] When people say "I'll see you in hell" as far as satan is concerned that's binding. He has this whole thing set up to make sure they actually do see each other after they both die. Usually it's pretty awkward.
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[WP] Desperate to get in shape you realize demons always seem to be in really good shape, so you get yourself possesed. On the one hand it worked perfectly, on the other hand you're now a wanted war criminal in 6 countries and the leader of a fitness/blood cult.
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