/u/RoboJoe9000's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Earth really is the only place where life occured naturally. However as humanity spread out into the universe they've accidently or intentionally created a number of lesser races and habitable worlds with varying degrees of success.
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[WP] Wait wait wait. You're telling me your singing voice is so angelic it regularly lures sailors to their deaths and you're just sitting out here on a /rock/... in the /ocean/... /waisting/ it?! Have you ever even considered a music career?
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[WP] Bored and experimenting with an excessive number of teleporters you have decided to try putting a teleporter into the teleporter while it was teleporting another teleporter. This turned out to be ill conceived.
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[WP] Not all necromancers want conquest. Some want a greater evil you've learned. As you rise from the grave he states "just because you're dead doesn't mean you get off work" Even in death, you're expected to be at work on time.
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[WP] God... what is this? It has too many legs...too many eyes..Why does it have a buttrope?!" "god... you can't just release these in the human world. It'll cause havoc" "but I like them!" "...they can't be 8 feet tall, make them smaller at least" You're responsible for managing gods overexitment.
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[WP] You thought maybe it was some kind of elaborate hazing ritual or maybe just how their culture or species worked, that is until you found this outrageously inaccurate pamphlet titled "how to care for and interact with your human crewmates" in the data files.
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[WP] Due to many ages of unregulated super fast space travel there are many tiny grains of material going 99% the speed of light annihilating basically anything they touch. Much like the threat of a space junk prison on Earth today, this is the galactic junk prison.
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[WP] "We're losing him! Quick! I need some food you fished out of the garbage, 50cc of monster blood, and any container with a red "H" on it!" Real hospitals are now run based on video game healing logic.
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[WP] Panic and controversy rises when an alien civilization contacts Earth to let them know they will be settling in our system, because it has one planet with perfect conditions for life. While Earth scrambles they quitely settle... venus... the perfect planet.
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